If you think it is, it's not!

•       Gold's law

If the shoe fits, it'a ugly.

•       Laws buying clothes

If you like it, your size does not exist.

If you like it and there is your size, does not suit you.

If you like and suits you, you can not afford to pay the price.

If you like, suits you and you can afford, it will take to pieces at first use.

• The first law of conservatives.

A period of  60 days of warranty guarantees that the product will self-distruct in the 61 day.